Golden Girl GIFs You Didn’t Know You Couldn’t Live Without 

What happens when 4 women who speak their minds all live together in a retirement community in Florida during the 90s? Tv history is made! For 8 seasons, the Girls made us laugh and cry and learn just a little bit more about ourselves. Their sly wit and caustic tongues have left an indelible mark on popular culture, so here are some of their best catty remarks for you and your squad to share.

  • When bae asks what you want for dinner.

    When dad pocket texts you.

    When your bro tries to talk about his weekend and you DGAF.

    When you just DGAF.

    When someone tries to tell you what to do.


    When your ex wishes you happy birthday.

    Morning people.

    When sarcasm only gets you so far.

    When your roast game is savage AF.

    When you try to make plans but you forgot.

A few nights ago Brandon and I did a live episode of Graphic Dudity for Christmas on his Facebook cosplay page.  We discussed the Men Vs Cosplay Calendar, Top 5 Christmas Movies, Rogue One and our read list.  Check it out if you missed it!

Graphic Dudity LIVE Christmas Episode

Trump Destroys Political Correctness By Wishing Everyone A Happy Wookiee Life Day

New York, New York, New York — Savior of the human race and beautiful pasty Adonis Donald Trump once again defended the First Amendment of the Articles of the Confederation by growling “Happy Wookiee Life Day”in its original Wookiese to a crowd of supporters who would have never been offended by it in the first place.

“Liberals don’t even want to acknowledge that the Star Wars Holiday Special even exists,” he told the rippling throngs of exceptionally high BMIs. “To that all I have to say is ‘REEEAAARGH! GRARGLE! GLLLUUUURRRG!’– Excuse me, I mean, ‘Happy Wookiee Life Day!'”

The crowd celebrated by joyously discharging their handguns into the ceiling of the event center, injuring 12, as is their right as Americans.

Here is the video courtesy of YouTube:

Violence Erupts At Trump Rally When Overexcited Supporters Start Punching Each Other In The Face

AMBRIDGE, PA– More trump rally violence as overexcited supporters began punching each other in the face. <Br>

Best Trump rally yet!

“Sometimes, I just punch stuff in the face when I get all riled up,” said Dwight Hoakum, a beet farmer by day and vigilante beet farm protector by night. “Good thing none of my friends or relation have any teeth, anyway.”
Witnesses and participants confirmed that the incident began after Trump gave a particularly “awesome” speech. Supporters became elated with the candidates words and started throwing punches.

May be too graphic for some readers.

“He gave a lot of vague non-answers and avoided most of the issues, but at the end he promised to Make America Great again,” recounted Nel Clark, a semi-retired lunch lady with an affinity for cat sweaters. “When it was over, I was so excited that I hailed off and punched my husband right in the back of the neck. Don’t believe I hit him that hard since that time I caught him with my cousin.”

Violence Erupts At Trump Rally After Millennials Wander In Looking For Pokémon 

Sandown, NH– More violence erupted at another Donald Trump rally when supporters began harassing a group of three Millennials who wandered in playing Pokémon GO. 

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Great Moments In Trump Rally Violence

“We were looking for some rare Pokémons across the street,” explained Draydon Murphy, one of the twenty somethings wearing flannel ironically, “but when Mr. Trump’s started speaking, Snorlaxes suddenly began appearing over here.”
“We saw them walk in with their smart phones and skinny jeans and we knew they had ideals separate from our own,” said Asa Jenkins, a Trump supporter and tri-county arm wrestling champion. “So we told them they needed to get out or we’d punch them in their ironic eyewear.”

When the group refused to leave, the attendees began calling them entitled hippies, shoving them and threatening to take their phones. 

Actually, its just a mosh pit. But you couldn’t tell at first, could you?

“We got terrorists committing acts of violence against us in this country on nearly a daily basis” adds Jenkins, “and these kids with their backpacks and their environmentally responsible shoes wander in here, not being like us, it just makes you sick. So we had to show them we don’t stand for those things by intimidating and assaulting them.”

Meanwhile, the three have learned their lesson. “I’ll definitely be more careful in the future. I don’t want to accidentally end up in another Trump rally,” said Murphy. “Unless it’s a really great gym.”