Michael Jordan Announces Retirement From Retirement

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In a press release early this morning basketball great Michael Jordan announced his retirement from retirement. ‘I’ve accomplished everything I wanted to in the world of professional retirement.’ he said ‘It’s time for me to pursue retirement of other interests.  I’m off the injured list and ready for inaction.’

The Chicago Bulls, Washington Wizards & Charlotte Hornets did not respond with immediate comments.

*update: Since this was published his Airness announced his comeback to retirement.

When not writing satire for The Spew, Josh runs his travelog at joshxhenderson.com


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