Spew Wars: A New Hope

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

Adventurous farm boy Josh Skywalker dreamed of one day fighting against the evil Galactic Empire by publishing his own fanzine, but his uncle wouldn’t let him. Then, one fateful day, two copying machine droids, Xerox and TON-R, came to his uncle’s farm. From there, they sought out the wisdom of the Jedi, Kevin-Wan Kenobi. Together, they journeyed to Mos Eisley spaceport, where they enlisted the help of the handsome pilot, Joey Solo and his ugly, hairy, smelly co-pilot, Dustinbacca, the ugly, hairy, smelly Wookiee. The four took the droids to Alderaan, where they made copies of their magazine, the Monthly Spew, and destroyed the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the Death Star. And Kevin died, but comes back as a ghost in the next two movies.

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