Kanye Tries Upstaging Taylor Swift’s Fart. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next!

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Somehow a celebrity farting qualifies as news in this country.

Everyone who has nothing better to do is talking about Taylor Swift allegedly farting while introducing her new video for “Wildest Dreams” at the MTV VMAs, and no one’s opinion matters more than Kanye West’s!

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“Hold up, hold up,” he said, pushing Taylor Swift down a flight of stairs and taking her microphone, mid-fart.  “Imma let you finish, imma let you finish. I just wanna say this; everybody knows Beyoncé had the best onstage fart of the year, that’s all I’m sayin’.  Also, this microphone smells funny.”

This isn’t the first time the self-diagnosed “artistic genius” has done this, but frankly we’re sick of talking about it so here are some pictures of cats with invisible things.

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