Conservatives Announce Latest Plan for ‘The Wall’

It’s widely known that conservatives are out for mainly one thing, themselves.  Help the poor?  Nah.  Save the planet for future generations?  Nah.  Give people the freedom to live their lives freely without persecution for their lifestyle or beliefs?  Nah.  I’ve got me to think about in this exact moment, screw anyone else in any other time.  This is the mindset of the right, so it’s no surprise that staunch conservatives have plead for a wall along the US/Mexican border since we stole Texas and California from the Mexicans and the rest of the southwest from the Native Americans.  And one such group of nut-jobs have finally announced their latest plan for building the proposed wall.

A group of Trump supporters, who call themselves ‘Support Trump Until People Immigrate Decently’ recently publicly submitted a new plan on how to construct a freedom-violating wall directly to Trump, in hopes that he will like the plan and administer it on the long shot that he is elected President.  Read their open letter to Trump in full below.

We here in America are sick of immigrants coming in and ruining America.  America is a white Christian nation and that’s what’s made it great since the Pilgrims set foot in New York harbor in 1492.  We don’t need no Mexicans, Native Americans or Australians coming in and ruining everything.  So we support the long-proposed wall to keep everyone out of America.  I hope you will consider our plan.

Several decades ago the Chinese made a wall to keep the Mexicans out of their country, you may have heard of it, it’s called the ‘Big Wall in China’.  And it worked good, when was the last time you seen a Mexican Chinese man?  We suggest we bring some Chinese over here to build the wall.  Once it is built we will shame, degrade and tease the Chinese workers into going back home to China, because they aren’t Americans.  Just like we did to them Chinese that built the railroads and such.

Thanks for your time Trump, we do hope you strongly consider our plan to help keep America white.  great.

In response to the open letter, Trump had this to say.

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”

Keep tuned to TMS as more stupidity unfolds.


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