We’re back! And we have a lot to say about Halloween, Pokemon Go, The Walking Dead & the new seasons of the Arrowverse shows.
The much anticipated Suicide Squad film dropped this past weekend. It both bombed with critics and broke box office records, so which side will we take? We also continue our segments on Pokemon GO, Top 5s and new segments Speed Round and Read List.
In a continued effort to bring you thoughtful original content, TMS is proud (possibly indifferent) to present the first episode of Graphic Dudity by our own TMS staffers Josh X Henderson and Brandon Meseure!
In the wake of successfully kicking themselves in their own testicles by voting in favor of Brexit, the UK is faced with huge changes. Already Scotland, which voted in large numbers to Remain in the EU is preparing for another independence referendum. Northern Ireland likewise voted to Remain and one can hope they may do the same, leaving Wales and England behind. That gives them the opportunity to rebrand! So, what name should they pick? Here are our top tens! Continue reading
This weekend marks the third annual Smallville Comic Con, a comic book and pop culture celebration that turns Hutchinson, KS into Smallville, KS, the childhood home of Clark Kent, aka Superman. Continue reading
Being born in the same great year as our heroes in a half-shell, I have been feeling the turtle power for as far back as I can remember. TMNT figures ruled my toy chest, the original cartoon series ruled the TV every Saturday morning and I had several trips to see Secret of the Ooze in theaters, even though trips to the movies were rare for me as I child.
But not everyone’s life has been as great as mine. Some of you might be new to TMNT fandom, so here they are, my ranking of all the TMNT movies to date. Which, bee tee dubs, is the correct ranking.
#6 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
There is very little to like about the first installment of the latest run of TMNT films. I can appreciate that they tried to go a new way, but my laundry list of complains of why I don’t like this film is seriously a mile long. The only reason you should watch this movie is to get an understanding of what’s to come in Out of the Shadows. There is very little to like here.
#5 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Also a pretty lousy TMNT film. Very disliked by fans and critics alike. I only rank it slightly above TMNT 2014 because they at least tried to keep it tied to Japan and the turtles mythos. It also featured the return of Casey Jones. Plus, the time travel story reminds me of the best video game of all time, Turtles in Time!
#4 The Secret of the Ooze
This was my favorite as a kid. Lots of laugh, a little brighter than the first film and, of course. Ninja Rap. Looking back on it now it’s obvious it was rushed and is unintentionally a Gremlins 2: The New Batch, which was purposefully a parody of itself. It’s still a lot fun though, and thankfully saw the departure of Corey Feldman as Donatello.
#3 Out of the Shadows
The latest film about our lean mean green incredible team just came out today and it was a major step in the right direction from the last Nickelodeon film. It was a pretty major toss up for me to choose this one for #2 or #3 and what it really came down to is that while being vastly superior to the 2014 film, Out of the Shadows still suffers from a lot of the same pitfalls. Ugly, bulky turtle design, Megan Fox as April, Tony Shalhoub as Splinter, overblown & unrealistic action scenes, among other things. OOTS did jump a lot of the hurdles the first film tripped over, but still couldn’t finish the race.
What’s nice about 2007’s TMNT is that we are entering an established world. We know who these guys are, we know their story and most of the supporting cast. So let’s move on to the story. And a fresh story we haven’t seen before. A lot of the bad reviews criticized the story and plot as muddled and underdeveloped but I disagree. I felt it was a breath of fresh air. And the action and direction were fantastic. Not overblown, just right. It brought us so many cool things like Leo in the jungle, Leo fighting Raph as the Nightwatcher (you gotta see who wins), and a film where Karai actually does something! The supporting cast is filled out by fantastic voice actors while the principal cast of the turtles falls very flat. And that’s really about my own gripe. As far as the turtles being animated, this is where they looked their best. Not too cartoony, but not… grotesque.
#1 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
As an adult I furthered my fandom beyond the series, the toys and movies into the comics, where it all began. And that’s why I rate the first film as the best. It is truest to it’s comic origins, with the story lifted almost straight from some of the earliest issues. It’s dark and mysterious, while still being humorous. We get our first look into the world of these fascinating characters (and the origin makes sense!) We get the best portrayal and appearance of Casey Jones. It is the gold standard all the films have been striving for since it was released. And with as far as CGI has come, the turtle suits still almost look more believable to me. Plus, Sam Rockwell.
Also, while these are not feature films, I highly recommend watching the animated TV film Turtles Forever and the documentary Turtle Power. These would have probably ranked after Ooze and before TMNT, perspectively, had they been feature films.
Do you agree with my list? Disagree? I don’t care. Go fight on on reddit if you want be a jerk about someone’s personal opinions.
INTERCOURSE, PA — TIME Inc, the company that owns all the magazines in your dentist’s office that you used to browse listlessly through before smartphones existed, has recently completed the purchase of MySpace. Many insiders were confused by TIME Inc’s purchase of the decrepit property, but in hindsight MySpace seems like the perfect internet purchase for a print media company to make so that it doesn’t have to die alone. Today, in a move sure to shake up the blogosphere, TIME Inc announced that they intend to turn MySpace into a cinematic mega-franchise built on the 1993 classic movie Homeward Bound. Continue reading
I don’t know how aware you are about how many people see the weird stuff you search on Google, (or, if you are some sort of sociopath, Bing) but it’s out there. We see some of the search terms that bring people here. A lot of these searches are literally questions. I would like to now take the time to answer these burning questions.
CAMBRIDGE, UK — In a surprise move the presidential candidates competing in both the Republican and Democratic primaries released a joint statement suspending their campaigns. The stated purpose for the field-wide suspension is that the candidates intend to spend the next few days preparing for the the launch of post-apocalyptic survival/murder simulator Fallout 4. Continue reading
Tacos… ah, tacos. Just saying it makes me hungry and happy all at the same time. Is there anything better than a taco? You’re thinking about it now aren’t you? And you’re having trouble, huh? Everyone loves a good taco, you’d be hard-pressed to find someone who does not. And because of our love of tacos, October 4th has been named National Taco Day. So let’s go through a little run down about everything taco.